2 第一章 美國神話American Icons
4 I believe in America.
6 When the legend becomesfact, print the legend.
8 I’m not only going to kill him, I’m going to kill his wife andall his friends and burn his damn house down.
9 Yippie-kai-yay.
13 May the Force be withyou!
16 Because he’s the heroGotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
18 For reasons beyondunderstanding, people do not relate guns to gun related crimes.
20 Eat my shorts.
22 第二章 政治與軍事Politics & War
24 Ulysses S. Grant held this country together, now what is he remembered for?
27 Someday, someone’s going to have to explain to me the virtue of aproportional response.
30 These drug cartels represent a clear and present danger to thenational security of the United States.
32 CIA cannot operate withinUS border without a domestic agency attached.
34 No bastard ever won a warby dying for his country.
36 This is not a blockade.This is language.
38 Only the farmers won. Welost. We always lose.
40 The Apollo missions werefaked to bankrupt the Soviet Union.
42 I love the smell ofnapalm in the morning.
44 …for our country to loveus as much as we love it. That’s what I want.
46 …with the aid of God and a few Marines!
49 Mustang, this isMaverick, requesting flyby.
52 第三章 警察與犯罪Crime & Justice
54 I’m going to make him anoffer he can’t refuse.
56 The Corleone family waslike the Roman Empire.
58 The higher I go, the morecrooked it becomes.
60 You’ve got to askyourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”
63 Go ahead, make my day.
65 You have the rights toremain silent.
67 You can"t handle the truth!
70 第四章 美國人的世界觀We Are the World
72 You Russians think ofyourselves as poets but perhaps you’re just touchy.
74 Yo, deliverance.
76 Who you calling “spook,”peckerwood?
79 I’m gonna put a thousandsongs in your pocket.
81 I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancientculture, and kill them.
83 Charlie don’t surf!
86 American components,Russian components...all made in Taiwan!
90 第五章 兩性之間Battle of the Sexes
92 Frankly, my dear, I don’tgive a damn.
94 You complete me.
96 The love inside, you takeit with you.
98 Coit Tower. It’s vaguelyphallic, don’t you think?
100 Consider that a divorce!
102 It’s easier to be killedby a terrorist than get married over the age of 40.
104 I wish I knew how to quityou.
108第六章 宗教 Praise theLord
110 Do you see the light?
113 As long as there has beenone true God, there has been killing in His name.
115 Christ doesn’t breathewithin them.
117 Forgiveness is betweenthem and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.
120第七章 品味獨到 Classy &Fabulous
122 The name is Bond, JamesBond.
125 A Martini—shaken, notstirred.
128 The legacy of the onlyAmerican art form—jazz.
131 Does it come in black?
133 Color me happy!
135 What do you want me to do,dress in drag and do the hula?
137 Stupid is as stupid does.
139 I am having an old friendfor dinner.
142第八章 金錢萬能Money Talks
144 Greed, for lack of abetter word, is good.
146 Show me the money.
150 50 bucks, Grandpa. For 75the wife can watch.
152 When a man’s got money inhis pocket, he begins to appreciate peace.
154第九章 運動狂熱Sports Craze
156 On any given Sunday you’lleither win or lose.
158 We don’t need anyMonday-morning quarterbacks.
160 You can’t approachbaseball from a statistically “Beane counter” point of view.
163 That’s known as troublewith the curve.
165 Either way, whichever way,no harm, no foul!
167 American history provesthat everybody’s got a chance to win.
169 It’s behind the eightball.
172第十章 趴趴走Getting Around
174 I’m going to ride shotgun.
176 I’d rather be inPhiladelphia.
178 The only culturaladvantage is you can make a right turn on a redlight.
181 Roads? Where we’re goingwe don’t need roads!
184 Go. Get to the chopper.
186 I aim at the stars, butsometimes I hit London.
188第十一章 街頭生存經驗Street Smart
190 When a naked man is chasing a woman through analley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn"t out collecting forthe Red Cross.
192 The answer to yourquestion is “Go to the mattresses.”
194 I’ll be back.
196 Hasta la vista, baby!
199 Talk to the hand.
201 If it bleeds we can killit.
203 I ain’t got time to bleed.
205 Amateur. Lie down beforeyou hurt yourself.
207 Whatever doesn’t kill you,simply makes you… stranger.
210第十二章 專業準則Work Ethics
212 The show must go on!
214 Who do I have to sleepwith around here to get a Stoli martini with twist of lemon?
217 There’s a code amongstguys that shook Sinatra’s hand.
219 Have you ever heard theexpression “kissed by a muse?”
221 Leave the gun. Take thecannoli.
223 What happens on the Mile,stays on the Mile.
226第十三章 探索未來Imagining theUnknown
228 Houston, Tranquility Basehere, the Eagle Has Landed.
230 Shall we play a game?
232 What the hell’s agigawatt?
234 Beam me up, Scotty.